Quote of the day

[CatGuy]

As soon as you're doing what you wanted to be doing, you want to be doing something else. ~ Anon.

 

[Pappy]

 

[Liberty]

I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.

Mark Twain

 

[MarciKS]

Laughter is an instant vacation.
~*~Milton Berle

 

[Buckeye]

"A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."
Rudyard Kipling

Sorry ladies...

 

[win231]

When a cannibal shows up late for dinner, he gets the cold shoulder.

 

[Wren]

 

[MarciKS]

Fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind.
~*Dale Carnegie

 

[toffee]

 

[MarciKS]

"Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?" ~* Steven Wright

 

[Pappy]

 

[MarciKS]

"Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty." ~ Mother Teresa

 

[Wren]

 

[Ruthanne]

 

[Pappy]

 

[CinnamonSugar]

 

[Marlene]

There is nothing noble in being superior to another; true nobility lies in being superior to your previous self. ~ Hindu Proverb

 

[Aunt Bea]

[Advice to children crossing the street] "Damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain’t never killed nobody." - Moms Mabley

 

[MarciKS]

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." ~ Albert Einstein

 

[Pappy]

 

[exwisehe]

How many legs does a dog have if you call a tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln

 

[MarciKS]

If you want to conquer fear, don't sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy. ~Dale Carnegie

 

[Pappy]

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[Wren]