Raunchy Ralphy has a question for you.If I was up for it

Ralphy1

Ralphy1

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Who would be your fantasy person, past or present, for a one night stand?
 

Father, I am totally shocked that a man of the cloth such as yourself would even ask such a question of his flock......as you did once before have you started experiencing "Those" thoughts and feelings again ?

Be strong Father and lead us by example.........please do not encourage us to have impure thoughts and contemplate things such as one night stands and giving in to sins of the flesh.
 
Dear child, you must realize by now that Father Ralphy has some what of a split personality, in fact, multiple personalities. I have managed to keep most of them in check, but, unfortunately, Raunchy Ralphy has slipped out. BTW, he still would like to know the answer to the question, and, as always, it is Emmanuelle Chirqui for him.
 

Ralphy1 said:
Dear child, you must realize by now that Father Ralphy has some what of a split personality, in fact, multiple personalities. I have managed to keep most of them in check, but, unfortunately, Raunchy Ralphy has slipped out. BTW, he still would like to know the answer to the question, and, as always, it is Emmanuelle Chirqui for him.
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Father, Freud might have had something to say about your choice.

Origin of the name Emmanuelle:

Cognate of the Hebrew Immanuel, a name derived from 'immānūēl (God is with us). The name was used in the biblical Old Testament by the prophet Isaiah in reference to the promised Messiah, and in the New Testament as another name for Jesus Christ.
 
Ralphy1 said:
Dear child, you must realize by now that Father Ralphy has some what of a split personality, in fact, multiple personalities. I have managed to keep most of them in check, but, unfortunately, Raunchy Ralphy has slipped out. BTW, he still would like to know the answer to the question, and, as always, it is Emmanuelle Chirqui for him.
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Well, since you insist Father......my fantasy of a hot one night stand would involve two gorgeous young females and a duck billed platypus.
 
It sounded good up until the duck part. Come to confession and tell Father Ralphy all about it tomorrow, as he will be here to hear confessions. Yours might be interesting but he is really hoping to hear some female ones on this matter, with a duck or maybe a goose involved.
 
If you asked my wife, she'd tell you it would never be a "one-night" stand. It would be a "one-MINUTE" stand!!!! :>) Never really wanted to spend the night with anyone but the beautiful lady I married just over 50 years ago. If I didn't have her to go home to and was apt to avail myself to a lovely lady of the opposite sex, she would be a brunette, slim and fit, speak with a slight accent to make it seem exotic, be used to the finer things in life, be able to pay me well for my time.... Hmmmm.... Melania Trump. And, I doubt I'd be welcome in certain "Towers", so would set up the dalliance at a Motel 6 and leave the light on to make sure the bed bugs didn't ruin the fun.
 
Aunt Bea, Raunchy Ralphy does not swing the way you are implying, or maybe it is inferring, or intimating, or whatever.
 
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