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I'm almost finished getting the empty unit ready to rent. Got a slew of applications already and will have to start showing it soon, so I finally hired a new office assistant. As you might expect, almost everyone in all the other units had or knew somebody who wanted the job - it's just a little part-time job. Someone to come in the rental office while I sleep late or run errands, to answer the phone and hand out applications and the list of rules titled How We Can Get Along Good Here. :playful:

A side door in my kitchen leads out to a covered walkway that takes you to the side door of the rental office. Typically I shuffle in there sometime between 9 and 11am, my teeth clamped down on a bagel with cream cheese, my finger triggering a coffee mug. I make the office coffee, listen to phone messages and go over my to-dos in silence until someone walks in or I have to answer the phone. If I need to work on an apartment or around the grounds, I set the For Assistance Press Buzzer and Wait sign on the counter between a small stack of applications and the inlaid green button.

Unless I have an assistant. Then, if a walk-in wants more than just an application, the assistant will buzz me.

So anyway, I hired a girl who lives here with her mom in apartment A. She's sort of adorable, if you know what I mean. Eighteen, fresh out of high school, a little nervous. She goes on about how she's saving up for a car and peep toes, whatever those are. Believe me, I stopped and listened real hard until she said it a second time.

Yep. Peep toes.

This is her first job. She started on Monday. She pretty much just sat and watched me the first day - make coffee, play messages, flip through to-do notes, answer the phone - "No, Miss Waters, don't send any applicants. I've got plenty of applicants." "Yes, Jared, I could use some help painting. How's midnight?" When the bagel was et and I had my fill of coffee I said "OK, press that button if you need me" and went to lay tiles.

It was Tuesday. I shuffled into the office and about swallowed my bagel whole. Plants everywhere. Plants on the counter. A plant on my desk. One on the guest table next to a stack of magazines I've never seen before. Coffee made. Red smiley faces drawn at the top right corner of the applications! Written messages.

She's at my desk. On the phone. She hands me my to-do slips and whispers "Miss Waters. Do you want to talk to her?"

No, actually. I'll just take my to-dos home now and finish my bagel.
 

Cute! She sounds nice but for all the plants (I love houseplants but wouldn't want them appearing out of the blue).

I have no idea where your place is but it sounds like a good place to live and work. Wish there were something like it for low-income seniors with cats around here.

"Peep-toes" are what were called open-toe shoes years ago (and I thought still were!) --

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http://www.ninewest.com/peep-toe-pumps/8346257,default,sc.html
 

(Guitarist) Ooohh.

The first time she said it I thought she said Peep-holes. Got my attention real quick.

Because, naturally, I don't condone such things.
 
Where is the problem?

Haahahaahh

She didn't take your bagel did she? Lmao

lol! It was just such a shock I guess. I'm getting used to it. Well, I'll never get used to the smiley faces, but the plants are OK. I had a flashback, though, to the time my buddies and I hung a sign on our fort - No Grils Aloud!!
 
lol! It was just such a shock I guess. I'm getting used to it. Well, I'll never get used to the smiley faces, but the plants are OK. I had a flashback, though, to the time my buddies and I hung a sign on our fort - No Grils Aloud!!

Hahhhahha@peep holes

Just be careful she doesn't suck the oxygen all out of the office,tsk tsk with all those plants.

Smileys are cute,like the emojis but on pqper.
 
Good god. I'm going to have nightmares.

Men are so funny. Way back when years & years ago I needed a place to stay for 2 days while they were doing major work at my apt. A guy I worked with said I could stay at his house 2 days. It was ...it was....a long time anyone ever cleaned in there good. I thought I would repay his kindness by giving the bathroom and the kitchen a good scrubbing. The bathroom floor was uhmn..hairy *spew*. So I cleaned it really nice and was sort of proud of my efforts thinking he would be pleased. I made some nice dinner. He came home and he FREAKED OUT. Horror was all over his face. He said " I'm sorry . My mother flew in from out of town I've got to get her from the airport. I'll have to drive you somewhere." He really was freaking out. I have always wondered if he thought that meant I wanted to marry him and be his wifey or something. I was trying to understand the HORROR on his face. It's not like I painted or gave anything away or moved anything LOL. I was just trying to return a favor. Men..... I've never really been good at figuring them out :D
 
Men are so funny. Way back when years & years ago I needed a place to stay for 2 days while they were doing major work at my apt. A guy I worked with said I could stay at his house 2 days. It was ...it was....a long time anyone ever cleaned in there good. I thought I would repay his kindness by giving the bathroom and the kitchen a good scrubbing. The bathroom floor was uhmn..hairy *spew*. So I cleaned it really nice and was sort of proud of my efforts thinking he would be pleased. I made some nice dinner. He came home and he FREAKED OUT. Horror was all over his face. He said " I'm sorry . My mother flew in from out of town I've got to get her from the airport. I'll have to drive you somewhere." He really was freaking out. I have always wondered if he thought that meant I wanted to marry him and be his wifey or something. I was trying to understand the HORROR on his face. It's not like I painted or gave anything away or moved anything LOL. I was just trying to return a favor. Men..... I've never really been good at figuring them out :D

Hairy spew?? Gross!!!
 
Men are so funny. Way back when years & years ago I needed a place to stay for 2 days while they were doing major work at my apt. A guy I worked with said I could stay at his house 2 days. It was ...it was....a long time anyone ever cleaned in there good. I thought I would repay his kindness by giving the bathroom and the kitchen a good scrubbing. The bathroom floor was uhmn..hairy *spew*. So I cleaned it really nice and was sort of proud of my efforts thinking he would be pleased. I made some nice dinner. He came home and he FREAKED OUT. Horror was all over his face. He said " I'm sorry . My mother flew in from out of town I've got to get her from the airport. I'll have to drive you somewhere." He really was freaking out. I have always wondered if he thought that meant I wanted to marry him and be his wifey or something. I was trying to understand the HORROR on his face. It's not like I painted or gave anything away or moved anything LOL. I was just trying to return a favor. Men..... I've never really been good at figuring them out :D

I can tell you he was wondering what your possible motivation was. It took him to a scary place in his head.
 
Yep, BW. Speaking as a woman who avoided marriage like the plague, this guy kills me! Not all of us are panting for a wedding ring. Lolol.
NOT only did I not want to marry him...I wasn't wanting or planning for anything else either. I never would have even kissed that guy. LOL
 


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