I like em with butter and chunky blue cheese dressing!
Have ya heard the one about ...
The potato family with 3 daughters.
At dinner, the first daughter says "I have amazing news! I am getting married!" the father asks "to who?" The first daughter replies "to a russet". The father says "well a russet is a fine tater indeed"
The 2nd daughter says that she is also getting married. The father asks "to who?" the second daughter replies "to an Idaho". The father says "AN Idaho? an Idaho is a fine tater indeed"
The 3rd daughter also says that she is getting married. The father asks to who. The daughter replies "To Walter Cronkite". The Father says "WALTER CRONKITE!!!, but he is just a common tater!"