Sorry, didn't mean to ask the question twice. No way to edit the title.
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One… or two. One… or two.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But the light bulb has to really WANT to change.
How many real women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh my god, can we stop talking about changing the lightbulb!? The lightbulb is not the issue! I just need your support while I work my way through the dark.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just Juan.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. That’s a hardware problem.
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One… or two. One… or two.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But the light bulb has to really WANT to change.
How many real women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh my god, can we stop talking about changing the lightbulb!? The lightbulb is not the issue! I just need your support while I work my way through the dark.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just Juan.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. That’s a hardware problem.