Running Joke...Add Yours To Keep It Going

[OneEyedDiva]

Someone posted this on Facebook. And what I added is below it.


She fell in love with a piano tuner and got tuned out.

 

[Kaila]

She fell in love with a chef and got fed up.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

She fell in love with a chef and got fed up.

Good one Kaila!

 

[Kaila]

She fell in love with a broom salesman, and got swept off her feet.

 

[DailyArtsyCrafter]

She fell in love with a gravedigger and got ghosted!

 

[That Lady in PA]

She fell in love with a vampire, but he was a huge pain in the neck.

 

[That Lady in PA]

She fell in love with Stevie Wonder, but he just couldn’t see it.

 

[LadyEmeraude]

She fell in love with a plumber and her pipes
were never clogged again ..

 

[Bella]

She fell in love with a chiropractor, but he couldn't adjust.

 

[Marcy Sheiner]

She fell in love with a comedian, and she died laughing.

 

[Coco]

she fell in love with a magician and disappeared.

 

[jujube]

She fell in love with a miner and got shafted.

She fell in love with a religious lifeguard and was saved.

She fell in love with an optometrist and couldn't believe her eyes.

 

[jujube]

She fell in love with a window washer and was always in pane.

She fell in love with a banker and he showed her a lot of interest.

She fell in love with a taxi driver and he took her for a ride.

 

[jujube]

She fell in love with a baker and got a bun in the oven.

She fell in love with a choreographer and he danced her off her feet.

She fell in love with an astronaut and he flew her to the moon.

 

[oscash]

She fell in love for honour, and on her he got.

 

[Jace]

She fell in love with a surgeon... but he cut her out of his life.

 

[jujube]

She fell in love with a Proctologist but he turned out to be a real a$$hole.

She fell in love with a Dermatologist but his beauty was only skin deep.

She fell in love with a rodeo star but couldn't rope him in.

She fell in love with a horse trainer but he wasn't interested in going down the bridle path with her.

She fell in love with a circus performer but he just wanted to clown around.

She fell in love with a Prosecutor but found him too trying.

 

[timoc]

She fell in love with a baker who had lots of dough.

 

[Jazzy1]

She fell in love with an undertaker but his coffin kept her up all night.

 

[Bella]

She fell in love with a gardener, but he just didn't dig her.

 

[bobcat]

She fell in love with a conductor and had two daughters ..... Anna one, Anna two

She fell in love with a welder, but he was too much into heavy metal.

She fell in love with a pilot, but she had too much baggage for him.

She fell in love with a bartender, but couldn't pass the bar exam.

She fell in love with a chauffeur, but he drove her crazy.

She fell in love with a pirate, but he was only interested in her booty.

 

[timoc]

She fell in love with the Invisible man, but could never find him.

 

[Bella]

She fell in love with an actor and got played.

 

[bobcat]

She fell in love with an actor and got played.

For the record, he might have been a DJ.

 

[Bretrick]

She fell in love with a mountain climber and scaled new heights