Running Joke...Add Yours To Keep It Going

[VeggieMan]

She fell in love with a guy who had a twin brother. One of them she liked more than the other..but forgot which one and why she liked him..

 

[Jazzy1]

She fell in love with an Artist but he was quick to draw conclusions.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

She fell in love with a merman, but realized he was telling her tales and trying to catfish her.

 

[timoc]

She fell in love with an octopus, now that's what you call a 'super hugger'.

 

[bobcat]

She fell in love with a cashier, but he was always checking out other women.

 

[horseless carriage]

Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.

 

[jujube]

She fell in love with a calculator salesman, but it just didn't add up.

She fell in love with a John Deere salesman, but he just plowed right through her dreams.

She fell in love with a Scotch Tape salesman, but he didn't stick around.

She fell in love with a Kleenex salesman, but the relationship was nothing to sneeze at.

She fell in love with a stained-glass artist. It was fine at first but eventually she saw through him.

She fell in love with a door salesman, but he shut her out.

She fell in love with a tire salesman, but he just tread on her heart.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

She fell in love with a tire salesman and he kept treading all over her.

 

[TeePee]

She fell in love with a vacuum salesman and got sucked right in.