One or two pieces of substantial bread
Don’t matter to me how you slice it
(yes, I’m a sandwich slut)
Unless
It’s a Reuben
Then it’s triangular
Start at the corners
End in the fat gooey middle
Rye
Slightly toasted
Don’t mess with the classic ingredients
Or…..PB & J
Then it’s the neo old fashioned white (bigger, thicker, softer, snowy white) totally bad for you, totally good to the buds
Don’t slice it
Open face
If there’s two slices? Easy, that becomes two open face
Gotta be Adam’s old fashioned…crunchy
Smucker’s strawberry
…and ice cold milk…recklessly guzzled from the no limit half gal jug
I'll be in the kitchen
gotta make me a sammich