Saturday's "silliness" deux

[Jace]

You've been given an elephant...

You CAN'T get rid of it....

O.K....call it a White elephant

What would you do with it?

 

[hollydolly]

...I would never address the Elephant in the room...

 

[Paco Dennis]

I was given a baby elephant. One of my neighbors asked how I raised it. I said "With a forklift."

 

[horseless carriage]

...I would never address the Elephant in the room...

Well you will certainly know when the elephant in the room is under your bed.
Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

 

[oldaunt]

Hmm....start a zoo. A petting zoo.

 

[Mizmo]

If it is a white elephant you cannot get rid of it...it's a no no.
The giver will be very hurt if you do

 

[RadishRose]

Build a house for me and a beautiful barn next door for my elephant, then find it a mate. We would hang out every day.

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[hollydolly]

Build a house for me and a beautiful barn next door for my elephant, then find it a mate. We would hang out every day.

you would hang out with the elephants' mate every day ?.. I knew there was sumthin' strange about you..

 

[MarkinPhx]

I would get it a white rhino as a playmate so I could always say elephrhino

 

[WheatenLover]

An elephant never forgets. I could use someone like that around here.

 

[ohioboy]

Have a white elephant sale, ha!

 

[Jace]

...NO! You can't get rid of....

Surprised, no one said...rent it out for children's party.

How ' bout...call him Buck-a-ride...who wouldn't take you up on that offer?

 

[Serenity4321]

I would just allow it to be and ignore it...

 

[Jace]

For anyone who missed

 

[MoBeans]

I guess the first thing I would do is ask ChatGPT what elephants like to eat. We will see what happens after that.

 

[Lewkat]

I'd keep him for transportation. He wouldn't mind as I am a light weight. He'd have a luxury garage to live in.

 

[astralcat]

Well, since I can’t get rid of it, and I can’t put it to work as it only works for peanuts, I would make the best of it and it would be my new pet.

 

[roadhogg]

keep its dung and dry it ,burn it in the fire during the winter to keep me warm

 

[Bella]

I'd feed the elephant first, then name it. I'm going to call him Mr. Darcy. Shut up, he's my elephant. Then I'm going to bathe him with a nice herbal shampoo so he's smelling fine, and last, I'll get naked and ride him into town.

Why not? Lady Godiva did it, and her husband lowered taxes. However, in my case, they might be raised. We will see.

 

[bobcat]

Well, it's going to have to be an outdoor elephant for sure, and I'm sure you can guess why.
Next, what's the point of having an elephant if you can't ride it, so off I go to the Elephant Saddles R Us store.
Buy a large battery powered speaker, cue up "Baby Elephant Walk" on Prime music
Attach some flashing hazard lights to his bum, and hit the interstate.
It would be front page, and the bonus is that I could finally cross that off my bucket list.

 

[jujube]

Paint it pink and rent it out for alcoholic interventions. Just kidding..... Don't yell at me.

 

[Jace]

Well, it's going to have to be an outdoor elephant for sure, and I'm sure you can guess why.
Next, what's the point of having an elephant if you can't ride it, so off I go to the Elephant Saddles R Us store.
Buy a large battery powered speaker, cue up "Baby Elephant Walk" on Prime music
Attach some flashing hazard lights to his bum, and hit the interstate.
It would be front page, and the bonus is that I could finally cross that off my bucket list.

 

[Jace]

Wow!such great posts!