Senior takes care of it himself....

Nope, I'm not going to get into a fight. I have very little on me that's worth much and it's all replaceable. I guess you could say my hip is, too, but I don't want to take a chance on getting knocked down, break one and have to find out.

They can just have my stuff. I never have much cash in my purse and I can put a hold on that charge card right quick. My phone is cheap, too. Nobody's going to be fencing that.

Now, try to get me in a car? You're going to see Psycho Granny. But then, who would kidnap me?
 

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