Don M.
SF VIP
- Location
- central Missouri
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type, and her husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon, while shopping, the wife decided to send her husband a romantic text. She wrote, "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams, if you are laughing, send me a smile, if you are eating, send me a bite, if you are drinking, send me a sip, if you are crying, send me your tears...I love you"
Her husband replied..."I'm on the toilet, Please Advise"
One afternoon, while shopping, the wife decided to send her husband a romantic text. She wrote, "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams, if you are laughing, send me a smile, if you are eating, send me a bite, if you are drinking, send me a sip, if you are crying, send me your tears...I love you"
Her husband replied..."I'm on the toilet, Please Advise"
