Sorry for the off topic
Solving the Snoring Problem
The guys are all at a deer camp. No one wants to room with Bob, because he snores so badly. They decide it isnât fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they vote to take turns. The first guy sleeps with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They say, âMan, what happened to you?â He says, âBob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.â
The next night it is a different guyâs turn. In the morning, same thing â hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They say, âMan, what happened to you? You look awful!â He says, âMan, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.â
The third night is Fredâs turn. Fred is a tanned, older cowboy; a manâs man. The next morning he comes to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. âGood morning!â he says. They canât believe it. They say, âMan, what happened?â Fred says, âWell, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me sleep all night.â
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