Share your favorite oxymorons

[Ronni]

Some of my faves are attributed to celebs.

• I am a deeply superficial person. - Andy Warhol
• I distinctly remember forgetting that. - Clara Barton
• You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton
• The budget was unlimited, but I exceeded it. - Donald Trump
• I can resist everything but temptation. - Mark Twain
• It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain
• The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W.C. Fields
• I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra
• Why don't you pair 'em up in threes? - Yogi Berra.

I also giggle about these:
Girlie man
Deafening silence
Open secret

 

[JustBonee]

Working vacation
Temporary tax increase
Exact estimate
Civil war
Diet ice cream
Good grief
Pretty ugly

 

[RadishRose]

Minor catastrophe
Near miss
Passive aggressive
Pretty ugly
Sweet sorrow
Small crowd

 

[Marie5656]

JUMBO shrimp

 

[Aunt Bea]

“Life is indeed precious and I believe the death penalty helps to affirm that fact.” ― Edward I. Koch

 

[Ken N Tx]

You can have any color you want, so long as it's black. "Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black." Henry Ford issued this statement in 1909.