Shower heads and baths are going where none have gone before

I guess some people really crave that carnival, casino, or brothel ambience.

People will even buy LED lighting to shine on the wall behind and around the edges of that 60 inch TV they sit 10 feet away from.

I love that - the brothel ambiance. :D

I know PC's today have lights everywhere, like you want to worship the damn thing.

But you also touch on another subject. I can't get the lighting right in my living room. I really dislike it. I've tried all kinds of colored options, but I'm not getting what I want. Which is why we have women. I need serious help. I'm getting frustrated. :D
 

I know what you mean. But due to the strange way the pipe comes out of the wall, we can't unscrew the showerhead. (We tried.)
Hard to picture without seeing it, but if that's the case, since part of the shower head is a ball for pivoting, you should be able to just hold the shower head steady and unscrew the nut that secures it to the shower arm. The first half turn might be a bit tough, but once the nut loosens a tad, it should just swivel on the shower ball and unscrew I would think.
You may need an extra pair of hands and pipe wrench to make sure the shower arm itself doesn't unscrew.
 
I love that - the brothel ambiance. :D

I know PC's today have lights everywhere, like you want to worship the damn thing.

But you also touch on another subject. I can't get the lighting right in my living room. I really dislike it. I've tried all kinds of colored options, but I'm not getting what I want. Which is why we have women. I need serious help. I'm getting frustrated. :D
I hear you. There's like a million options for lighting nowadays. It's insane.
 

I hear you. There's like a million options for lighting nowadays. It's insane.

Well, it's worse than that. I know what I want, but don't know how to get it, or even express it properly. All I get is a bright white eye burn. I had colored lights, but they were colored, and not what I wanted. Oh well. :D
 
Well, it's worse than that. I know what I want, but don't know how to get it, or even express it properly. All I get is a bright white eye burn. I had colored lights, but they were colored, and not what I wanted. Oh well. :D
They make different spectrums (Temperatures) of light bulbs. Warm white, soft white, cool white, and daylight. You probably need the warm white spectrum.
 
They make different spectrums (Temperatures) of light bulbs. Warm white, soft white, cool white, and daylight. You probably need the warm white spectrum.

It's an ambiance I'm looking for, with a spotlight. Color would be good. Something..... don't know......

Who knew lighting was so damn complicated? :D
 
Who knows, but there are indirect options. Some lamps throw light up to the ceiling and nowhere else. Something similar might throw a wash of light onto the walls behind furniture moved out just a little bit. I think there are also "light bars" that hang on the wall and shine down illuminating the wall below them, or lay on the floor shining upward.
 
Just go run through a car wash neked. That'll get the job done for a fraction of the cost. You'll even get a blow dry at the end.

Yeah, and an arrest for indecent exposure, not to mention being sued for the damage to the employee's eyeballs.

I had to run through a running car wash once when it malfunctioned and my car was stuck. A "relaxing" experience it wasn't.
 
Aside from all the pulsating water jet settings you desire, now shower heads have Bluetooth speakers built in, and LED lights that change color so you take a shower in colored water. AI shower heads will be just around the corner that talk with you, and remember what you like (Mmm Hmm).
It's already here!
Programmable shower from Moen: "You can now get a smart shower that notifies you when your water temperature is just right. All you do is preset what your favorite water temperature is and it remembers to restore it for you at the press of a button."
 
Amazing stuff. Colored shower water might be fun but I'll pass on the human washing machine. No showering in the wilderness either. It trips me out that people build these all glass wall houses with the bathroom (as well as other rooms) exposed.
 


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