Silly Gender Joke

[SeaBreeze]

A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.

Wife: 'What are you doing dear?'

Husband: 'Swatting flies - I got 3 males and 2 females'

Wife: 'How on earth do you know which gender they were?'

Husband: 'Easy - 3 were on the beer, and the other 2 were on the phone'

 

[Falcon]

Tell me about it!

Women: yadda yadda yadda.............and on and on and on and on.

Men: See ya there at seven.