Six word stories anyone?

[Pappy]

I slept
I woke
Had coffee.

 

[JeeperDon]

Yawn. I need more coffee, now!

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Who's the boss? My cat is!

 

[dilettante]

Morning, so early again. I ache.

 

[dilettante]

Warming old fingers. The coffee helps.

 

[MountainRa]

We closed our eyes, they died.

 

[Mel N. Choly]

Leaving her was my biggest mistake.

 

[Gary O']

Stopped up
Prune juice
Salad shooter

 

[Pappy]

Life is a box of chocolates.

 

[Pepper]

Two birds. One stone. Delicious dinner!

 

[dilettante]

Of course I remember. Oh, wait.

 

[sailormann]

A bird flies into a mirror

 

[dilettante]

Slurped soup. Now can never call.

 

[papa tiger]

Leans on changing tire brand soon.

 

[Lara]

Succinctness not my style. I edit.

 

[papa tiger]

I retired. I left. I'm gone.

 

[Timewise 60+]

Was born.
Lived life.
Died happy.

 

[Flarbalard]

Instructions: Pull pin. Throw grenade. NOW!!

 

[Flarbalard]

Sanity, not in my job description.

 

[Gardenlover]

Hold my beer and watch this!

(Clearly not original)

 

[Gardenlover]

Secluded beach: bare souls, shared freedom.

 

[Lara]

Friend visited. Talked politics. Still friends.

 

[OldFeller]

A bird flies into a mirror

I'll bet he never saw himself ever doing that.

 

[dilettante]

Male enhancement. Great expectations. Pathetic results.

 

[officerripley]

Wanted a mother. Got stepmothers instead.