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The cohort responsible for tackling doping at the Winter Olympics were confronted with a most unusual question on Thursday: what are their thoughts on those athletes said to be artificially increasing the size of their peni ses to gain an unfair advantage?
Everywhere from Milan to the upper peaks of the Dolomites, a saga known as ‘pen is-gate’ has taken a surreal hold on these Games, owing to what has been alleged of members of the ski jumping fraternity.
Indeed, ‘enhancement’ has never before carried such a literal meaning, given the unsubstantiated claims that some of these jumpers have resorted to injecting hyaluronic acid into their gen itals.
Into the fray of that debate stepped the World Anti-Doping Agency on Thursday. Asked specifically about the use of hyaluronic acid, and whether that might trigger a probe, Olivier Niggli, the director general of Wada, said: ‘I’m not aware of the details of ski jumping - and how this can improve - but if anything was to come to the surface we would look at anything if it is actually doping related.
‘We don't do other means of enhancing performance but our list committee would certainly look into whether this would fall into this category. But I hadn't heard about that until you mentioned.’
To Niggli’s side, the WADA president Witold Banka, formerly the Polish minister of sport and tourism, added: ‘Ski jumping is very popular in Poland so I promise you I'm going to look at it.’
Injecting hyaluronic acid into the *******s can increase the surface area of the nether regions and help a skier to fly further
Their grins tapped into the general tone, but that relates to the eye-catching accusation of an athlete injecting acid into their pen is. On the broader theme of ski jumpers using their peni ses to break the rules, the sport has precedent and has been left open to scrutiny.
That is because of the theory, supported by scientific studies, that suggests any increase in the surface area of a skinsuit can have the effect of turning the jumper into a human glider. The bigger the bulge, the further they fly, and that has been cynically exploited in the recent past.
A scandal erupted at last year’s world championships after it emerged the Norwegian team had adjusted seams around the crotch to achieve that outcome.
'*****-gate' at Winter Olympics: Skiers 'injecting ACID into *******s'
Pen is gate' hits the Winter Olympics:
The cohort responsible for tackling doping at the Winter Olympics were confronted with a most unusual question on Thursday: what are their thoughts on those athletes said to be artificially increasing the size of their peni ses to gain an unfair advantage?
Everywhere from Milan to the upper peaks of the Dolomites, a saga known as ‘pen is-gate’ has taken a surreal hold on these Games, owing to what has been alleged of members of the ski jumping fraternity.
Indeed, ‘enhancement’ has never before carried such a literal meaning, given the unsubstantiated claims that some of these jumpers have resorted to injecting hyaluronic acid into their gen itals.
Into the fray of that debate stepped the World Anti-Doping Agency on Thursday. Asked specifically about the use of hyaluronic acid, and whether that might trigger a probe, Olivier Niggli, the director general of Wada, said: ‘I’m not aware of the details of ski jumping - and how this can improve - but if anything was to come to the surface we would look at anything if it is actually doping related.
‘We don't do other means of enhancing performance but our list committee would certainly look into whether this would fall into this category. But I hadn't heard about that until you mentioned.’
To Niggli’s side, the WADA president Witold Banka, formerly the Polish minister of sport and tourism, added: ‘Ski jumping is very popular in Poland so I promise you I'm going to look at it.’
Injecting hyaluronic acid into the *******s can increase the surface area of the nether regions and help a skier to fly further
Their grins tapped into the general tone, but that relates to the eye-catching accusation of an athlete injecting acid into their pen is. On the broader theme of ski jumpers using their peni ses to break the rules, the sport has precedent and has been left open to scrutiny.
That is because of the theory, supported by scientific studies, that suggests any increase in the surface area of a skinsuit can have the effect of turning the jumper into a human glider. The bigger the bulge, the further they fly, and that has been cynically exploited in the recent past.
A scandal erupted at last year’s world championships after it emerged the Norwegian team had adjusted seams around the crotch to achieve that outcome.
'*****-gate' at Winter Olympics: Skiers 'injecting ACID into *******s'
