Ski jumpers accused of injecting ACID into their *******s to become 'human gliders'

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I have definitely heard it ALL now.... :ROFLMAO:

Pen is gate' hits the Winter Olympics:​


The cohort responsible for tackling doping at the Winter Olympics were confronted with a most unusual question on Thursday: what are their thoughts on those athletes said to be artificially increasing the size of their peni ses to gain an unfair advantage?

Everywhere from Milan to the upper peaks of the Dolomites, a saga known as ‘pen is-gate’ has taken a surreal hold on these Games, owing to what has been alleged of members of the ski jumping fraternity.

Indeed, ‘enhancement’ has never before carried such a literal meaning, given the unsubstantiated claims that some of these jumpers have resorted to injecting hyaluronic acid into their gen itals.

Into the fray of that debate stepped the World Anti-Doping Agency on Thursday. Asked specifically about the use of hyaluronic acid, and whether that might trigger a probe, Olivier Niggli, the director general of Wada, said: ‘I’m not aware of the details of ski jumping - and how this can improve - but if anything was to come to the surface we would look at anything if it is actually doping related.

‘We don't do other means of enhancing performance but our list committee would certainly look into whether this would fall into this category. But I hadn't heard about that until you mentioned.’

To Niggli’s side, the WADA president Witold Banka, formerly the Polish minister of sport and tourism, added: ‘Ski jumping is very popular in Poland so I promise you I'm going to look at it.’

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Injecting hyaluronic acid into the *******s can increase the surface area of the nether regions and help a skier to fly further

Their grins tapped into the general tone, but that relates to the eye-catching accusation of an athlete injecting acid into their pen is. On the broader theme of ski jumpers using their peni ses to break the rules, the sport has precedent and has been left open to scrutiny.

That is because of the theory, supported by scientific studies, that suggests any increase in the surface area of a skinsuit can have the effect of turning the jumper into a human glider. The bigger the bulge, the further they fly, and that has been cynically exploited in the recent past.

A scandal erupted at last year’s world championships after it emerged the Norwegian team had adjusted seams around the crotch to achieve that outcome.

'*****-gate' at Winter Olympics: Skiers 'injecting ACID into *******s'
 

Indeed, ‘enhancement’ has never before carried such a literal meaning, given the unsubstantiated claims that some of these jumpers have resorted to injecting hyaluronic acid into their gen itals.

Hyaluronic acid (HA) is a natural, gooey substance found in the skin, joints, and connective tissues that binds to water (up to 1,000 times its weight) to provide hydration, elasticity, and lubrication. It is primarily used in skincare (serums, creams) for anti-aging and moisturizing, as well as in injections for joint health (osteoarthritis) and dry eye relief. Benefits include plumper skin, reduced wrinkles, faster wound healing, and improved joint mobility. It is safe for all skin types and generally free of side effects, though high-molecular-weight forms may sit on the surface, while low-molecular-weight versions penetrate deeper.
Key Uses and Benefits
Skincare:
Hydrates skin, reduces fine lines and wrinkles, improves skin elasticity, and promotes a plumper, healthier appearance

Joint Health: Acts as a lubricant for joints, reducing pain and friction in cases of osteoarthritis.




I'd like to get some of that injected in my hip and shoulder, and under my forearm skin to cushion against the dreaded skin wounding.

Is that what they use to make Kim Kardashian's butt grotesque?





















 

I have definitely heard it ALL now.... :ROFLMAO:

Pen is gate' hits the Winter Olympics:​


The cohort responsible for tackling doping at the Winter Olympics were confronted with a most unusual question on Thursday: what are their thoughts on those athletes said to be artificially increasing the size of their peni ses to gain an unfair advantage?

Everywhere from Milan to the upper peaks of the Dolomites, a saga known as ‘pen is-gate’ has taken a surreal hold on these Games, owing to what has been alleged of members of the ski jumping fraternity.

Indeed, ‘enhancement’ has never before carried such a literal meaning, given the unsubstantiated claims that some of these jumpers have resorted to injecting hyaluronic acid into their gen itals.

Into the fray of that debate stepped the World Anti-Doping Agency on Thursday. Asked specifically about the use of hyaluronic acid, and whether that might trigger a probe, Olivier Niggli, the director general of Wada, said: ‘I’m not aware of the details of ski jumping - and how this can improve - but if anything was to come to the surface we would look at anything if it is actually doping related.

‘We don't do other means of enhancing performance but our list committee would certainly look into whether this would fall into this category. But I hadn't heard about that until you mentioned.’

To Niggli’s side, the WADA president Witold Banka, formerly the Polish minister of sport and tourism, added: ‘Ski jumping is very popular in Poland so I promise you I'm going to look at it.’

106133241-15531149-image-a-33_1770300012943.jpg

106133103-15531149-image-a-14_1770299421891.jpg

Injecting hyaluronic acid into the *******s can increase the surface area of the nether regions and help a skier to fly further

Their grins tapped into the general tone, but that relates to the eye-catching accusation of an athlete injecting acid into their pen is. On the broader theme of ski jumpers using their peni ses to break the rules, the sport has precedent and has been left open to scrutiny.

That is because of the theory, supported by scientific studies, that suggests any increase in the surface area of a skinsuit can have the effect of turning the jumper into a human glider. The bigger the bulge, the further they fly, and that has been cynically exploited in the recent past.

A scandal erupted at last year’s world championships after it emerged the Norwegian team had adjusted seams around the crotch to achieve that outcome.

'*****-gate' at Winter Olympics: Skiers 'injecting ACID into *******s'
That's beyond disgusting! 🤢🤮

Too bad sports can't be used for skill and fun.. 😠
 
One of the great non stories I suspect.
I’ve seen every ski jumping competition this Winter and this has not had a mention.
But if it was true it means female ski jumpers are at a disadvantage!
 
I saw this story earlier today online. Gives new meaning to suffering for your sport.

@hollydolly Olivier Niggli, the director general of Wada and WADA president Witold Banka both are going to "look at it."

Those two fellows saying that made me laugh. If they have to search for it, perhaps with a special lens, then it's safe (?) to say the injection didn't work.

From the photo, if this skier had done the injection, well, there's no obvious sign of growth, width, or whatever.

How on earth did the officials actually discover the practice. Is there a big ole Needle Collection Box in the dorms?

I personally used capsules of HA for a few months trying to help my eyes and it may have helped a bit, I need to get another bottle.

Athletes professional and amateur sometimes dope up, take risky supplements and more. This needle thing is a fool's game I think.

If after the games are over and those skiers win and they are investigated, then I can see athletic uniform company stocks exploding due to this rising interest.
 
I saw this story earlier today online. Gives new meaning to suffering for your sport.

@hollydolly Olivier Niggli, the director general of Wada and WADA president Witold Banka both are going to "look at it."

Those two fellows saying that made me laugh. If they have to search for it, perhaps with a special lens, then it's safe (?) to say the injection didn't work.
I know that made me laugh when I read it.....:ROFLMAO:
 


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