Smelly planet 'reeks of rotten eggs'

[timoc]

Earlier this evening I was at a gathering over the road at a certain lovely lady's house.
There was a very nice atmospere with a few drinks and finger food, then Jack (one of the guests) farted, pooooooh and didn't it pong.
Then to my shame, I too farted and the lovely lady rounded on the pair of us, telling us what smelly b*ggers we were, and that we belonged on that planet that smells of rotten eggs.

I have to tell you, I was so embarrased, and just now, at home, I looked up this smelly planet.

Perhaps this will be the final resting place for old farts like me.
Planet smells like rotten eggs, study finds.

 

[GrandPaul]

BUT.... If no one is able to smell it, because it's 1000 C and because it's inconveniently far away, DOES it smell? I think it's in the same category as a tree falling in the woods.

 

[JBR]

Gee, Timoc... did I need to know your shameful story?

Timoc, I remember posting on your thread about appreciating kind people. What about trying something like acidophilus pills to restore health to your gut?

 

[Mr. Ed]

Excellent post, who hasn’t farted and smelled of rotten eggs?

 

[PeppermintPatty]

Everyone farts. No sense in trying to shame people about it. You couldn’t help it. The woman who called you out about it should be shamed. That’s a horrible thing to do.

 

[GoneFishin]

 

[Paladin1950]

Oh my God, this thread is making me sick to my stomach. See ya, I'm out of here!

 

[JBR]

Everyone farts. No sense in trying to shame people about it. You couldn’t help it. The woman who called you out about it should be shamed. That’s a horrible thing to do.

Patty, I think there might be more joke in this thread than may be apparent on the surface.

 

[PeppermintPatty]

Patty, I think there's might be jmore oke in this thread than may be apparent on the surface.

Probably. I’m a bit on the slow side ( socially )

 

[MaxHarris]

Earlier this evening I was at a gathering over the road at a certain lovely lady's house.
There was a very nice atmospere with a few drinks and finger food, then Jack (one of the guests) farted, pooooooh and didn't it pong.
Then to my shame, I too farted and the lovely lady rounded on the pair of us, telling us what smelly b*ggers we were, and that we belonged on that planet that smells of rotten eggs.

I have to tell you, I was so embarrased, and just now, at home, I looked up this smelly planet.

Perhaps this will be the final resting place for old farts like me.
Planet smells like rotten eggs, study finds.

mate...was it a silent but violent one or was it a rippppper ?.....

 

[debodun]

The worst are the ones that make no noise.

 

[timoc]

mate...was it a silent but violent one or was it a rippppper ?.....

Loud like a tenor opera singer holding a high note for 10 seconds.

 

[debodun]

No Uranus jokes yet?

 

[Knight]

Reminds me of a joke.

A young guy couldn't help but fart, some kind of intestinal disorder.

His girlfriend invited him over to meet her mother.

As he sat on the couch he let one go. The mother quickly said Rover. Rover was her dog.

Relieved the guy thought the mother suspected the dog.

After a few more farts & the mother calling the dogs name each time the guy was really relaxed.

Then after one particular smelly fart the mother said, Rover get over here before that nasty man shits on you.

 

[GrandPaul]

In space no one can smell your fart!

 

[timoc]

In space no one can smell your fart!

So, if I am to spare everyone having to suffer my farts, I need to go up into space in a rocketship and then stick my backside out of the window, and fart for England.

 

[Pepper]

My neighborhood reeks of pot. Blissful.

 

[dilettante]

Smelly planet 'reeks of rotten eggs'

Too many Californians moved in.

 

[GoneFishin]

In space no one can smell your fart!

Nor can they hear it

 

[PeppermintPatty]

Probably. I’m a bit on the slow side ( socially )

Then again, I’ve never liked toilet humour.

 

[GrandPaul]

So, if I am to spare everyone having to suffer my farts, I need to go up into space in a rocketship and then stick my backside out of the window, and fart for England.

If you time it right your gas can help you blast off!