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Jim W.

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In order to comply with current public health guidelines....

PLEASE DO NOT COME WITHIN 6 FEET OF THIS POST!!!!
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Thank you.
 

I'm still waiting for a reply from the Mayor's office.
After he suggested staying 6 feet away from everyone, I e-mailed him & asked how he suggests people have sex that way?
And, I asked if he is staying 6 feet away from his wife.
 
win231 said:
I'm still waiting for a reply from the Mayor's office.
After he suggested staying 6 feet away from everyone, I e-mailed him & asked how he suggests people have sex that way?
And, I asked if he is staying 6 feet away from his wife.
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osmosis? or maybe you could text her.
 
I have a friend, a bit older than me, who simply does not seem to get it. When I got my car a couple weeks ago, he asked if he could bring his wife over to see it, as she was thinking about buying one. I said...sure, next month some time.

This morning, he called and asked if they could come over and use my computer to "look some things up" because they have no internet. Seriously? So I asked, what do you need to know? I will look it up and call you back. Turns out, he just wanted to know about the checks we are getting. Took me 2 seconds to look it up, and 5 mins on the phone to explain it all.
 
win231 said:
I'm still waiting for a reply from the Mayor's office.
After he suggested staying 6 feet away from everyone, I e-mailed him & asked how he suggests people have sex that way?
And, I asked if he is staying 6 feet away from his wife.
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Not many guys around who've been.... "blessed" by Mother Nature with the ability to have sex from 6 ft away.

Well... not many of us anyway.
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Jim W. said:
Not many guys around who've been.... "blessed" by Mother Nature with the ability to have sex from 6 ft away.

Well... not many of us anyway.
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LOL. Depends on where you're from.
Remember those two guys peeing off a bridge 8 feet above a lake?
One guy from California says, "Damn....this water is cold."
The other guy from Arkansas says, "Yeah...and it's deep, too."
 
win231 said:
LOL. Depends on where you're from.
Remember those two guys peeing off a bridge 8 feet above a lake?
One guy from California says, "Damn....this water is cold."
The other guy from Arkansas says, "Yeah...and it's deep, too."
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I've been know to, shall we say.... exaggerate, though. ;)
 
MarciKS said:
so more like over 12 ft? i somehow can't see people being able to stay that far away from each other. it's not possible.
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Of course it's not possible. And a cough or sneeze travels much farther than that. And the people who are telling us to do it are not doing it themselves. That's why so many people don't believe it's that easy to catch.
Even more asinine: Today, the market had small glass panels between the cashier & customers. They were around 2 ft/2 ft. Gee....if I was a Corona virus, I'd be really frustrated........
 
Well, look at the bright side. You , now, don't have to endure your grand niece three hour piano recital. Nor attend your partner's family reunions. And you get points, because you're doing this to protect them. Awww! Hey, when life hands you lemons, make lemonade.
 

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