Well, my husband and I took a walk today in a wooded area of the park. It has some main wider dirt/gravel trails and some narrower side trails, at a couple of spots where the side trails meet the main trail, there are a wooden log structure, to show location, etc. All trails are surrounded on both sides by trees and bushes.
Anyhoo, we were coming toward the main trail on one of the side trails, and we were talking about the deer that just ran across in front of us. Around 6 deer seemed to be energized by the snowflakes starting to fall, and were playfully leaping and running together. We were saying about how you could get really messed up if one or more of them hit into you at that speed, etc.
As we approach the main road, and the wooden structure, my husbands says, 'get a load of this one'. I look up and around ten feet in front of us is a woman, with her pants completely down, taking a leak...pretty much right on the main road. Full moon at 1pm in the afternoon here.
She was just a couple of feet from us when she pulled up her pants, my husband just picked up his pace and avoided looking at her, that was easy because he had his jacket hood up. He just wanted to get away from her. I had to bite my tongue not to say anything, but it didn't matter. When our eyes met, my glare said it all.
If she just made the effort to walk 20 feet off of the road, she could have had been hidden nicely by any of the trees in the area. But no, although she was a "jogger", she was too lazy to walk a few feet on flat land to do her business. From the look of both of her faces, she was probably in her late forties.
Have to say, it did bring some comedic conversation on our drive back home.
Reminded me of when I was younger. I used to jog a few miles in the morning when it was still dark out with my dog off-lead, in a nearby park. One morning I saw this big white thing moving in a weird way right off the side of the black tar path. I had to make my dog heel, because he was interested to go over there. At that point I had no clue what it could be.
Well, as I came near, I could see that it was a man on top of a woman, and they were doing the horizontal mambo. The big white thing was his t-shirt, blowing up like a balloon from the wind. They did see me coming and sat up, I kept on going, I had to get ready for work, and didn't want to spoil their mood.
Another time where they could have taken cover behind some nearby large trees, but didn't. If I was walking with one of my young nephews today, I would have given that woman the 'what for'....some people's children!
Anyhoo, we were coming toward the main trail on one of the side trails, and we were talking about the deer that just ran across in front of us. Around 6 deer seemed to be energized by the snowflakes starting to fall, and were playfully leaping and running together. We were saying about how you could get really messed up if one or more of them hit into you at that speed, etc.
As we approach the main road, and the wooden structure, my husbands says, 'get a load of this one'. I look up and around ten feet in front of us is a woman, with her pants completely down, taking a leak...pretty much right on the main road. Full moon at 1pm in the afternoon here.
She was just a couple of feet from us when she pulled up her pants, my husband just picked up his pace and avoided looking at her, that was easy because he had his jacket hood up. He just wanted to get away from her. I had to bite my tongue not to say anything, but it didn't matter. When our eyes met, my glare said it all.
If she just made the effort to walk 20 feet off of the road, she could have had been hidden nicely by any of the trees in the area. But no, although she was a "jogger", she was too lazy to walk a few feet on flat land to do her business. From the look of both of her faces, she was probably in her late forties.
Have to say, it did bring some comedic conversation on our drive back home.
Reminded me of when I was younger. I used to jog a few miles in the morning when it was still dark out with my dog off-lead, in a nearby park. One morning I saw this big white thing moving in a weird way right off the side of the black tar path. I had to make my dog heel, because he was interested to go over there. At that point I had no clue what it could be.Well, as I came near, I could see that it was a man on top of a woman, and they were doing the horizontal mambo. The big white thing was his t-shirt, blowing up like a balloon from the wind. They did see me coming and sat up, I kept on going, I had to get ready for work, and didn't want to spoil their mood.
Another time where they could have taken cover behind some nearby large trees, but didn't. If I was walking with one of my young nephews today, I would have given that woman the 'what for'....some people's children!
