Some Questions Without Very Good Answers

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix the hole in a boat?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
 
Some Pretty Good Answers

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going?

Federal Tax
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Because people who make pizza are graduates with college degrees and consider themselves to be in work were they are "round pegs in square holes."
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What disease did cured ham actually have?

How can it be cured when it just gave me a bout of E coli?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

No, a shouting match.
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

It gives them a feeling they are "going up in the world"
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

To test the smoke detector is working.
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Because Jimmy wrote the song himself.
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix the hole in a boat?

Because he is a (coco)nut case.
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Maybe you have bad breath.
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Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Because you are mad at not buying those spare batteries when your wife told you to.
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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

You just dont get it. First law of banking. When you run out of money they charge you.

Second law of banking. When they run out of money you bail them out. Got it now?
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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

You mean you prefer to get out of the bath dyed green?
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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Christmas Day.
 
a word game

I've noticed the word "Roku" appearing a lot lately, but don't recall the context. Can you name the language, other than English, in which that word has a specific meaning ? and can you also state that meaning ?
 
I've noticed the word "Roku" appearing a lot lately, but don't recall the context. Can you name the language, other than English, in which that word has a specific meaning ? and can you also state that meaning ?

Roku is a devise used to streaming internet movies to your TV..


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