Speaking of leather boots, how about leather skirts to go with them?

[Ameriscot]

Begging does no good with this crowd, Jim. Tough chicks.

 

[Shalimar]

Oo oh, Jim. Always did like a man on his knees. Gratifying to know,the deleterious affect (or effect)? I have on the moral tone of this forum. Lol. Re ostrich feather, we will negotiate!

 

[Shalimar]

Don't tell him that Annie, he'll stop begging, and I likes it when they beg!

 

[AZ Jim]

Begging does no good with this crowd, Jim. Tough chicks.

I have another method....

 

[Shalimar]

Cluck cluck, Jim!

 

[AZ Jim]

Waiting to go to the front lines of this epic battle.

 

[Shalimar]

What can I say? I am somewhat constrained by the venue. I don't want to be banned! Lol.

 

[AZ Jim]

What can I say? I am somewhat constrained by the venue. I don't want to be banned! Lol.

I cannot imagine you being able to post anything to get you banned but I accept your premise anyhow.

 

[Shalimar]

Thanks, I think? Or is there a double meaning in that?

 

[Falcon]

Uh uh...you've dialed a wrong number there. I'm not into the Mistress/Master thing.....RALPHY!!!! You're up!!

A mistress is what's between a mister and a mattress.

 

[Shalimar]

Falcon, eek! I will let another lady take this one.

 

[Ameriscot]

Falcon, eek! I will let another lady take this one.

I'll pass. Besides, who says I'm a lady?!

 

[Glinda]

Speaking of wrinkly....here's a clip from my favourite Scottish show. Stag night stripper.

HYSTERICAL!!! :lofl::clap:

 

[AZ Jim]

Hi Glinda 'bout time you came around. Sleep in?

 

[Glinda]

Hi Glinda 'bout time you came around. Sleep in?

Nothing so luxurious - paying bills. Besides, I'm not as quick as you guys - now on with the show!

 

[Shalimar]

Sorry Annie, no insult intended!

 

[Mrs. Robinson]

I do have a leather skirt. Haven`t worn it for 3 or 4 years though. Think I`ll go throw it out now.....