Speeding on the Highway

[Beezer]

...while I was fluidly psychotic.

If I was to get pulled over, I was going to tell the Officer that the highway sign said 100km Max...and that since my name wasn't Max, the speed limit didn't apply to me.

Oh man, I could write a book about my delusional adventures!!

 

[Beezer]

On the Psyche Ward floor there was a sign with a peanut on it with a line crossed through it. It read, "No nuts allowed". It was clearly a food allergy notification, but I thought the sign was making fun of me...that I was a nut and wasn't allowed on that floor!

Egads!

 

[Beezer]

For dinner on the Psyche Ward floor, the chef served me Meat Lasagna. I broke that acronym down into...

Me At Las Angeles Screen Actor's Guild Not Applicable.

I told my Nurse the cook was mocking me and it needed to stop!

Oh, Dear!

 

[Beezer]

I suppose I have an insane book inside of me. Doubt anyone would believe half of what I would write, though.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Reminds me of something my brother once told me....don't know if it was a joke or if this really happened. Man gets pulled over by a cop because he's going the wrong direction on a one way street.
Officer: Didn't you see the sign that says one way?
Driver: But officer, I was only going one way.

 

[papa tiger]

For dinner on the Psyche Ward floor, the chef served me Meat Lasagna. I broke that acronym down into...

Me At Las Angeles Screen Actor's Guild Not Applicable.

I told my Nurse the cook was mocking me and it needed to stop!

Oh, Dear!

OH Beezer, U R a Nut ! ... ... More walnuts and a tool to crack em please!