Strange, exotic belly sounds.

[timoc]

A certain lovely lady who lives across the road from me yesterday remarked, "Good grief, Tim, the noises your stomach is making, what on earth have you been eating?"

Well, she can only hear it.

I have to live with it every day.
The strange mixture of sounds, like half a dozen cement mixers rotating gravel, and old steam locomotives clunking along uneven tracks, hissing and squeeling, shunting and blowing, not to mention the glugging sound of water disappearing down a sink, I could go on, but I don't want to create an atmospere of jealousy
These are just a few of the exotic sounds my clever belly makes and I take great pride in knowing that I am one of the very, very few people blessed with these wonderful sounds. I feel so sorry for all the wonderful people visiting this great site that can only dream of having my unique belly sounds.

 

[jujube]

I always refer to that as an "organ recital".

People pay good money to go to one......you're offering one for free. She should be grateful!

 

[IrishEyes]

I always refer to that as an "organ recital".

People pay good money to go to one......you're offering one for free. She should be grateful!

Classical or Hard Rock?

 

[jujube]

Classical or Hard Rock?

I guess it would depend on whether you've eaten too many Beet-hovens or too much Korn.

 

[IrishEyes]

I guess it would depend on whether you've eaten too many Beet-hovens or too much Korn.

You earned a Tue-sass-day badge

 

[timoc]

Oh yeh, I can sense the jealousy oozing from these pages.

 

[IrishEyes]

Oh yeh, I can sense the jealousy oozing from these pages.

you just want a badge don't you?

 

[That Lady in PA]

People have heard the sounds of feral felines emanating from my midsection

 

[Knight]

Timoc you might be a little premature with announcing those sounds. Give it a day & you might be able to clear a room with sounds & a smell that could bring tears to those around you.

 

[jujube]

Woman goes to the doctor. "Doctor, I have an unusual problem but I'm embarrassed to talk about it."

Doctor: "You don't have to be embarrassed to talk about anything. I'm a doctor, I've heard it all."

Woman: "Well, I have gas."

Doctor: "Everyone has gas, that's not unusual!"

Woman: "Mine is unusual. You can't hear it and you can't smell it. See, I just passed gas and there was no sound or smell."

Doctor: "OK, here's a prescription for some sinus medication. Stop by the front desk on your way out and we'll get you a referral to a hearing specialist."

 

[Trish]

Oh yeh, I can sense the jealousy oozing from these pages.

@timoc I refuse to believe that you and the lovely lady from over the road are not romantically entwined - just think what you are missing - romantic evenings by the fire - the lady smelling of sweet lavender and moth balls and you, with your farty pants and borborygmus belly - a match surely made in heaven

 

[timoc]

@timoc I refuse to believe that you and the lovely lady from over the road are not romantically entwined - just think what you are missing - romantic evenings by the fire - the lady smelling of sweet lavender and moth balls and you, with your farty pants and borborygmus belly - a match surely made in heaven

Oooooooh you saucy flirt.