STRATCOM minuteman III Intercontinental Ballistic Missile

FastTrac, guys down here spend large amounts of money for their fancy/dancy deer rifles. They get out in a back yard, drink beer and
caress their rifles on weekend, brag, lie...
I don't have a deer rifle Trac, so I'm wondering if you could get me on of those missiles for a weekend or so?
I could set the missile up, call the boys over to Oooooh and Ahaaaaa over my play purty.
It would sure increase my status in the neighborhood.

Hope to hear from you...
Do i need to rent a semi-and trailer, a very long trailer.
 
FastTrac, guys down here spend large amounts of money for their fancy/dancy deer rifles. They get out in a back yard, drink beer and
caress their rifles on weekend, brag, lie...
I don't have a deer rifle Trac, so I'm wondering if you could get me on of those missiles for a weekend or so?
I could set the missile up, call the boys over to Oooooh and Ahaaaaa over my play purty.
It would sure increase my status in the neighborhood.

Hope to hear from you...
Do i need to rent a semi-and trailer, a very long trailer.

No problemo jo. I was pondering the deadly Barrett M82 but if you want lethal then I will have my comrade Arkady from the Soviet Strategic Rocket Forces deliver this slightly used with a full warranty Topol right to your "rear" door. However if he is busy doing whatever he does in between Stolichnaya vodka binges I'll have Amazon throw it at your "front" door. Don't forget to duck and cover, er I meant tip.

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https://missilethreat.csis.org/missile/ss-25/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RT-2PM_Topol





 
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