Actually because I was just falling asleep it scared me half to death. First my phone alert went off, then the alert warning came on tv, then a text from my son. I thought God Lord, I am right, it is the END OF THE WORLD. Lucky I didn’t have a heart attack.
Course I grabbed my phone which I somehow threw into the air and managed to catch, just as the tv alert started. I seriously thought some idiot had started a nuclear war, not necessarily our idiot. I mean there are a lot of idiots on the world.
As I struggled to catch up and figure out what the heck was happening I finally did. Text from my son, did you get the alert?

Really? Yes. Text from a friend how did you birthday go? What? Boring as usual. But I did have a sudden realization.
REPENT! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD. REPENT!
Plus the fact that, well, I should never attempt to do anything when I am half asleep. And maybe I should get a small supply of depends for those life altering moments. Just saying.
