Stupid State Laws

Several years ago I was looking up a state law for anything that pertains to cats.
The only thing I could find was "Season for taking"
Guess cats are not that important around here.
 

According to Boston.com:
  • It is illegal to take a lion to the movies.
  • At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
  • In Boston, it is illegal to bathe unless your doctor gives you a prescription.
  • It is illegal in The Commonwealth of Massachusetts to scare a pigeon.
  • Roosters may not go into bakeries.
  • False teeth must be removed during sexual intercourse.
  • Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder. (Note: This is a good law)
 
Aunt Marg said:
Here in Canada...

  • It is illegal to show public affection on a Sunday
  • Canadian residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k
  • Canadian businesses must provide rails for tying up horses
  • It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them in Canada
  • In Etobicoke, Ontario it's illegal to fill your bathtub with more than 3.5 inches of water
  • It's illegal to make a snowman taller than 30 inches in Prince Edward Island
  • It's illegal to consume fake maple syrup
  • In Canada it is illegal to eat an oyster if you don't first make sure it's been treated humanely
  • It's illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft or sorcery in Canada
  • The Canadian Criminal Code states that it's very illegal to sneak up on the Queen of England and scare her
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How, exactly does one treat an oyster humanely?
 


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