There may be some not familiar with the tune Follow up, some altered lyric's.
The original...
He rode a blazing saddle
He wore a shining star
His job to offer battle
To bad men near and far
my version...
He rode a blazing toilet
he wore a brand new roll
His job to offer wiping
to folks butts near and far
And for your listening pleasure.
Lord of the Toilet Paper: The Two Towers
[good visual image for someone who's hoarding]
Who ARE these people who are hoarding, anyway? My husband went out last night looking for toilet paper. Three stores: no luck. I don't know anyone who isn't in the same boat we are: not much on hand. =sigh=