Suggestions for Some Social Rules to Live By

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Although I can’t recall the exact wording, a friend had a large label that said “this book was stolen from Jane Doe. If you have it, please return to Jane.” I don’t know if she used the word ‘stolen’ but whatever it was got the message across.

I remember reading something similar in a book once and laughed hard. Inside it said, "If you have this book, it was stolen. May your teeth rot." Or something similarly caustic.