It seemed like her old Christmas cactus keeps taking up more space on the corner of the counter next to the fridge.
You know that precious space where you can prepare things from the fridge to eat.
So I said I think your plant is getting bigger and taking up more space.
She said that’s impossible because it’s a potted plant.
I asked “what does that mean after all it hangs out of the top of the pot in all directions?”
She said “well it got bigger so I had to give it a bigger pot but it’s not my fault because you and Brian gave it to me.”
Brian is our oldest son and that plant has been there for years.
I said “ well it just seems to be getting bigger and taking up more counter space and I’m going to have nightmares about a potted plant that creeps up on me while I’m sleeping.”
Just a warning to you guys who are thinking about giving your wife a potted plant remember that a plant has rights that last a lifetime.
You know that precious space where you can prepare things from the fridge to eat.
So I said I think your plant is getting bigger and taking up more space.
She said that’s impossible because it’s a potted plant.
I asked “what does that mean after all it hangs out of the top of the pot in all directions?”
She said “well it got bigger so I had to give it a bigger pot but it’s not my fault because you and Brian gave it to me.”
Brian is our oldest son and that plant has been there for years.
I said “ well it just seems to be getting bigger and taking up more counter space and I’m going to have nightmares about a potted plant that creeps up on me while I’m sleeping.”
Just a warning to you guys who are thinking about giving your wife a potted plant remember that a plant has rights that last a lifetime.

