Taxi Driver Riddle

[debodun]

Why did the taxi driver quit his job?

 

[Becky1951]

Because people were talking behind his back.

 

[Trish]

He didn't like back seat drivers?

 

[debodun]

Some good answers, but keep guessing.

 

[Gary O']

It just wasn't fare

 

[debodun]

Nice try, but keep going.

 

[Trish]

Umm ... please tell me he didn't die

 

[debodun]

Keep going.

 

[Trish]

Ohh! I think I got it!

He drove all his customers away?

 

[Kaila]

I was about to say, His job was driving him crazy.?
Or, He was driving himself crazy.....

But now that I got to reading @Trish 's,
that seems like a winner to me!

 

[debodun]

Nobody correct so far.

 

[Kaila]

His customers paid him to drive away?

 

[debodun]

Driving isn't in the answer.

 

[Lewkat]

He kept getting short changed.

 

[Kaila]

He ran out of gas?

 

[OldFeller]

This had better be good because the guesses are already better.

 

[debodun]

No right answer yet.

 

[NorthernLight]

This had better be good because the guesses are already better.

Yes, some fantastic answers here!

 

[Kaila]

Because he didn't have transportation, to get to and from the job?

 

[Kaila]

He didn't have proper brakes? (breaks????)

 

[Kaila]

His schedule was too taxiing?

Or is it that he needed a 'tax' break and didn't get one....?

(Okay, I am pretty sure I need to nap, now! )

 

[CallMeKate]

These are all great answers... but none correct?! How long ya gonna keep us in suspense, @debodun ?

 

[Mizmo]

He was fed up being told where to go.

 

[Gary O']

This had better be good because the guesses are already better.

Yeah, I'm there
so
this is when I get facetious.

He drove his Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing, "This'll be the day that I die"
This will be the day that I die
or
just quit

The correct answer better be a doozy

 

[debodun]

I don't think anyone is going to get it, so here it is:

He couldn't hack it.