Tell me a lie.

[Meanderer]

I'll start,

"your check is in the mail."

Excellent thread John....you're second rep is in the mail!

 

[Shirley]

It's not your money I love.

 

[Cookie]

I'll be right back.

 

[Shirley]

This turkey is delicious.

 

[hollydolly]

No really...it's not you, it's me...

 

[jujube]

My children don't eat candy and never watch television.

My dog is very friendly.

Why, yes! I did read that book!

 

[hollydolly]

Sorry, I couldn't get a signal on my phone..

 

[AprilT]

Yes, of course I believe you.

 

[Shirley]

It's the first time for me, too.

 

[hollydolly]

Oh this old thing?..I've had this for ages..

 

[Falcon]

It's the first time for me, too.

:lol1:

 

[Shirley]

No, that dress doesn't make your ass look fat.

(Your ass makes that dress look fat.)

 

[Cookie]

I'm not mad.

 

[Shirley]

Of course, I forgive you, dear.

 

[Falcon]

Thanks for your responses.

NOW, you all can start patting out the flames in your pants.

 

[jujube]

I'm not mad.

I believe in forgive and forget, so we'll just put this behind us and never speak of it again <translation: I will make the rest of your life a living hell....>

 

[Laurie]

It was only £50 (insert your own figure and currency!).

 

[Ameriscot]

No, dear, it didn't cost very much at all.

 

[Ralphy1]

I did not have sex with that woman...

 

[Ameriscot]

I did not have sex with that woman...

Sorry, Ralphy but the evidence is on the dress!!

 

[Ken N Tx]

I will call you

We must get together soon

You haven't aged a bit

 

[Ken N Tx]

Those pants DON'T make your ass look fat!

 

[oldman]

"With all due respect..........."

 

[Ameriscot]

I'm sorry, but.....

 

[hollydolly]

"With all due respect..........."

...am I the only one who says that and actually means it?...I only ever say it if I'm disagreeing with a person's point of view but still respecting their right to hold that view