papa tiger
Well-known Member
So, you move there and got one hell of a H2O problem too!
They've been there for days... No food... No water... They're at deaths door collapsed at the bottom of a dune when Joey says...
"I can smell bacon! We're saved, we're saved!" Harold says... "It must be a mirage. How can you smell bacon! We're done for!
You can't smell a mirage! You're going mad!..... But suddenly the wind shifts and he too get's a whiff of bacon.
Both IRS agents scramble to the top of the dune and down below they see a tree covered in bacon, pork chops, sausages, spam.....
"A bacon tree! A bacon tree! A bacon tree!" He runs toward the saving bush and BANG!.. A gun goes off and shoots him in the chest.
The other runs down to save him. With his last breath Joey says... "Stop! Stop! Don't come any closer!.... It's not a bacon tree!"
It's a Hambush!
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They've been there for days... No food... No water... They're at deaths door collapsed at the bottom of a dune when Joey says...
"I can smell bacon! We're saved, we're saved!" Harold says... "It must be a mirage. How can you smell bacon! We're done for!
You can't smell a mirage! You're going mad!..... But suddenly the wind shifts and he too get's a whiff of bacon.
Both IRS agents scramble to the top of the dune and down below they see a tree covered in bacon, pork chops, sausages, spam.....
"A bacon tree! A bacon tree! A bacon tree!" He runs toward the saving bush and BANG!.. A gun goes off and shoots him in the chest.
The other runs down to save him. With his last breath Joey says... "Stop! Stop! Don't come any closer!.... It's not a bacon tree!"
It's a Hambush!
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