Texas Woman

Ken N Tx

MALE
Location
Texas
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from West Virginia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!
 
A man informed his new wife of her duties.

"When I get home, dinner had better be on the table. You know who's gonna cook it? YOU!"

"And after dinner, I'm going to watch sports on TV with my feet up and when I want another beer, and you know who's gonna be getting it for me? YOU!"

"And then I'm going to take a nice hot bath. You know who's gonna run it for me and scrub my back? Yep, that's gonna be YOU!"

"When I get up the next morning, you know who's gonna be buttoning my shirt and tying my tie and putting on my shoes?"

The new wife replies, "I reckon that'll be the undertaker....."
 
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