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What I will not do this Thanksgiving
I will not make the same turkey stuffing I make every year; the one in which I toss unpopped popcorn with the other things, stuff it into the turkey, then roast until the popcorn blows the ass off the turkey.

I will not disparage the cook's disgusting green bean casserole, no matter how I feel personally. I want people to be happy. So along with not touching it with a 10 foot pole, I'll refrain from lecturing on how this abomination is NOT "traditional" in any culture and if my mother didn't serve it, it does not belong on the table.

Just because I think cranberry sauce "doesn't go" with turkey, I won't insist some be saved for my dessert. A usual I won't be eating any pumpkin or apple pie either. Just cranberry sauce. Also chocolate cream pie.
 

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