The Australian Man's version of a Love Poem.

[Bretrick]

Of course I love ya darlin’
You’re a bloody top notch bird
And when I say yer gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don’t mind a bit of flab
It means that when I’m ready
There’s somethin’ there to grab

So your belly isn’t flat no more
I tell ya, I don’t care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get me arms ’round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I’m tellin’ ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you’ve got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna’s grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good
As I was ever gonna get

No matter wot ya look like
I’ll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footys on
And get me another beer

Anonymous

Footy

 

[January]

Not quite sure why we have video of footy goals from 2021 -but enjoyed watching anyway.

 

[Bretrick]

Not quite sure why we have video of footy goals from 2021 -but enjoyed watching anyway.

I supposed a lot of not Aussie people would not know what "footy" is, so I posted a clip.

 

[hollydolly]

I supposed a lot of not Aussie people would not know what "footy" is, so I posted a clip.

well of course Brits know very well what footy is..it's our national sport of course....

 

[willnbugs]

I supposed a lot of not Aussie people would not know what "footy" is, so I posted a clip.

OH Okay. Now makes sense.