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The peripheral vision of the human eye starts to go downhill at the age of 50.
When the mother caught her young son spanking the monkey she said that if he didn't stop he would go blind. But the kid calculated that he would be good up to the age of fifty, then when he needed glasses, he would leave the monkey well alone.

Have you ever noticed that most men over the age of fifty wear specs? Now you know why.
 

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