The Importance of Walking!

Diwundrin

Diwundrin

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Location
Nth Coast NSW Australia
The Importance of Walking


Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a
nursinghome at $7000 per month.


My grandpa started walkingfive miles a
daywhen he was 60.Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.


I like long walks,especially when they are
takenby people who annoy me.


The only reason I would take up walkingis so
that I could hear heavy breathingagain.


I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm
doing..

Ijoined a health club last year,spent about
400 bucks.Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.


Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I washmy mouth out with chocolate.


Theadvantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'


If you are going to try cross-country
skiing,start with a small country.



I know I got a lot of exercisethe last few
years,..just getting over the hill.



We all get heavier as we get older,because
there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.




Every time I start thinking too muchabout how I
look,I just find a Happy Hourand by the time I leave,
I look just fine.



You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it tothem




If you don't forward
this to 1 of your friends within
thenext 5 minutes your belly
button will unscrew and your
butt will fall off.


Really... It's true



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I cracked up at that one too. Just last week a friend and I were discussing the obsession with health foods and how everyone spends the whole lives eating stuff they hate trying to live longer. They forget that those extra years get tacked on at the end, when they're already old and feeble, not in the middle when they're at their prime.
 
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