The Mindless Thread

Halloween is closing.
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Why did the Large Oger always get a headache when he needed a drink?
He kept hitting the Bar.
 

A paraprosdokian is a sentence or statement with an unexpected ending. It means “against expectations” in Greek, and typically puts the first part of the sentence in a new and humorous context...in other words, a "groaner" !!!
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Test your "groaner" appreciation skills on these...
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Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu...you get what you deserve.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but I couldn't find any.
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
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Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
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I don’t know and don’t really care.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought, “That’s the last thing I need!”
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Need an ark? I Noah guy.

You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.
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I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.

Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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To the mathematician who thought of the idea of zero. Thanks for nothing!
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Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: "No sun.”
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Rifle deer Antlered Season starts today. One deer was in the Dumpster minus his antlers near 3:00PM.
Antlers and brain sawed off.
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I didn’t exactly like that.
It sort of ruined the day. Maybe they hit on the highway, the front leg was laying there loose.
On the ground outside the dumpster. Seemed Cruel anyway I try to say it.
 
Ask yourselves why would Cryogenics be popular?
What can be the advantages of choosing cryogenics?
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So each individual pays for it themselves. Consider the $100' of thousands the system is going to ream from your dead carcass.
The days, weeks of living in your mess & Technically it's not murder.
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There are no gooey stuff to scrub up. No waiting for hours for the pretty Nurse to scrub your scrotum.
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Before the occasion you may convince the relatives to kiss your carcass lips;
Later you party seeing them lips frozen stuck ! You have convinced them it's the best over the weeks before your day.
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papa tiger said:
Rifle deer Antlered Season starts today. One deer was in the Dumpster minus his antlers near 3:00PM.
Antlers and brain sawed off.
______
I didn’t exactly like that.
It sort of ruined the day. Maybe they hit on the highway, the front leg was laying there loose.
On the ground outside the dumpster. Seemed Cruel anyway I try to say it.
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If someone HAS to hunt, then please give the poor animal a chance...use a bow. I know all the argument pro hunting but the prey does not.

My son goes out all tricked up with the proper clothes, the big rifle with the newest scope, sights in the deer and kills it. I just can't get behind that.
 
Did you know the USA Treasury Dept. has over 100,000 Employees and a Budget over $$$20 Billion.--?
 
1733591658986.jpeg70 meter water rises. All ice melted.
North America sort of looks like a T-Rex doesn't it. What's your imagination of Europe Asia? A bunch of Giant Ants dragging their brood?
 
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The world map with all the ice melted. Yea, much of Texas, Fla. Cal. N. Y. C. & Chicago swimming well.
 
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I used to meet a Redhead named Marsha at the local pub.
I would buy her a brew, after a couple she would buy me a brew.

It was a cool friendship, the only one like it I ever had.
She's married her adopted brother and has 3 children now grown up.
 
We went to a Frontiers Day at a small rural town along the river.
As I waited outside the Bar a Woman came walking out with a
partially consumed bottle of wine. She crossed the parking lot
and continued to walk Home.
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Later at the sales Tent areas near all of the "Campers" another
lady is carrying what looks like the same bottle of wine. I noticed
a group of HD's prepping to leave, waited and parked in the great
spot. Walked around the Flea Market & bought a few next Xmas presents.
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