Casper
Silver Streak
There was a man named Cletus that lived in a small town with only one traffic light.
Cletus had saved up his money and bought a mo-ped.
One day Cletus was at the traffic light waiting for it to turn green when a shiny new Corvette
convertible pulled up next to him.
The Corvette had its top down so cletus leansover the side of the car and starts checking out
its interior.
This annoys the driver of the Vette, so when the light turns green he steps on the gas, laying down
rubber as he leaves the intersection. He gets up to 60 mph when cletus flies by him on his mo-ped.
The driver of the Vette says "This clown wants to race".
Shifting into 4th gear he steps on the gas again. He leaves Cletus in dust as he gets up to 100 mph.
Then out of nowhere he sees Cletus coming up behind him in his rear vision mirror.
He can't believe it as Cletus flies past him again on his mo-ped.
The driver of the Vette shifts into 6th gear and floors it. He passes Cletus and gets up to 150 mph!
Once again Cletus passes him like he's standing still.
Shocked, the driver pulls up on the side of the road. He hears gravel flying and breaks squealling as
Cletus pulls up next to him.
The driver of the Vette congratulates him on winning the race and asks him what kind of engine he
has in his mo-ped.
Puzzled, Cletus replied "Race. I was just trying to get my suspenders off your side-view mirror."
Cletus had saved up his money and bought a mo-ped.
One day Cletus was at the traffic light waiting for it to turn green when a shiny new Corvette
convertible pulled up next to him.
The Corvette had its top down so cletus leansover the side of the car and starts checking out
its interior.
This annoys the driver of the Vette, so when the light turns green he steps on the gas, laying down
rubber as he leaves the intersection. He gets up to 60 mph when cletus flies by him on his mo-ped.
The driver of the Vette says "This clown wants to race".
Shifting into 4th gear he steps on the gas again. He leaves Cletus in dust as he gets up to 100 mph.
Then out of nowhere he sees Cletus coming up behind him in his rear vision mirror.
He can't believe it as Cletus flies past him again on his mo-ped.
The driver of the Vette shifts into 6th gear and floors it. He passes Cletus and gets up to 150 mph!
Once again Cletus passes him like he's standing still.
Shocked, the driver pulls up on the side of the road. He hears gravel flying and breaks squealling as
Cletus pulls up next to him.
The driver of the Vette congratulates him on winning the race and asks him what kind of engine he
has in his mo-ped.
Puzzled, Cletus replied "Race. I was just trying to get my suspenders off your side-view mirror."