IKE
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- Location
- Oklahoma....U.S.A.
A very successful rancher died and left everything to his wife.
She was a business smart and good looking woman but she knew absolutely nothing about running a ranch so she placed an ad in the local paper for a ranch hand.
Two local cowboys applied for the job and after asking around town she learned that one had a drinking problem and the other was gay.
She thought long and hard and decided that she would feel safer having the gay fella around vs the drunk and ended up hiring the gay cowboy.
For several weeks the two of them worked long hours and the ranch was doing well.
After about six weeks the lady called the cowboy to the main house and said, "you've been working very hard and if you want you are welcome to drive my pickup to town Saturday night and kick up your heels a little bit"......he thanked her and said that he would like to go to town and have a little fun.
As it happened she was still awake when he returned about 1:00 a.m. with her truck keys and was sitting by the fire drinking a glass of wine.
In a low voice she called him over to her and said, "remove my shoes" and with trembling hands he slowly removed her shoes.
Then she said, "now take off my ear rings and remove my dress" and very nervously he did.
She then said, "now take off my stockings, bra and panties" and again with trembling hands he complied.
At that point she looked him straight in the eyes and very sternly said, "if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again your fired !".
She was a business smart and good looking woman but she knew absolutely nothing about running a ranch so she placed an ad in the local paper for a ranch hand.
Two local cowboys applied for the job and after asking around town she learned that one had a drinking problem and the other was gay.
She thought long and hard and decided that she would feel safer having the gay fella around vs the drunk and ended up hiring the gay cowboy.
For several weeks the two of them worked long hours and the ranch was doing well.
After about six weeks the lady called the cowboy to the main house and said, "you've been working very hard and if you want you are welcome to drive my pickup to town Saturday night and kick up your heels a little bit"......he thanked her and said that he would like to go to town and have a little fun.
As it happened she was still awake when he returned about 1:00 a.m. with her truck keys and was sitting by the fire drinking a glass of wine.
In a low voice she called him over to her and said, "remove my shoes" and with trembling hands he slowly removed her shoes.
Then she said, "now take off my ear rings and remove my dress" and very nervously he did.
She then said, "now take off my stockings, bra and panties" and again with trembling hands he complied.
At that point she looked him straight in the eyes and very sternly said, "if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again your fired !".