The "Rapture" begins this Saturday....again

If the world is going to end, why bother stocking up? We won't be around to use the stuff we stock.
 

Don M. said:
It's time to stock up on everything....again....the world is going to end, starting this Saturday.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/christian-apos-researcher-apos-claims-093409811.html
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Don, It's a good thing you took care of those extra pounds!

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This Saturday..? Right...! Should just be enough time for me to stick another couple of plants in my little flower bed out front. My little contribution to whoever...or WHATever...will evolve on a very changed planet earth in the millenia to come..!!
 
beneDictus said:
This Saturday..? Right...! Should just be enough time for me to stick another couple of plants in my little flower bed out front. My little contribution to whoever...or WHATever...will evolve on a very changed planet earth in the millenia to come..!!
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I've been on my diet so long.. that I'm buying two bottles of wine and an extra large pizza Saturday... I'm going to have my own rapture before I go.
 
It says in the bible, that when Jesus returns, he'll be coming out of the east on the clouds. Will he be in one of those fiery chariots, like the ones that took Enoch and Elijah? Or will he be floating in the air, and the faithful will float up in the air too? How far? It must be a long way to heaven for Jesus to take over 2,000 years to get back here.
http://amazingdiscoveries.org/S-deception_Christ_return_Second-Coming

If everybody keeps picking a date, maybe someone will eventually be correct.

Supposedly there are ten levels of heaven....the earth is in the third level.
https://stjudasmaccabaeus.wordpress...0-heavens-of-the-2nd-book-of-enoch-i-i-enoch/

Strange that the book of Enoch is apocrypha, since he was so close to God and was taken up to heaven in a fiery chariot. He was also the great grandfather of Noah.
 
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