The "Rapture" begins this Saturday....again

[Cap'nSacto]

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I've been spelling curmudgeon wrong. Hope there isn't a spelling test .

 

[Cap'nSacto]

Well if it is going to happen Saturday, I am going to immediately quit doing housework -- no point, right?

Was there really a point before?

 

[Butterfly]

...and, I'll smoke me some cigarettes and drink "a few" beers while I BBQ a nice thick rib-eye steak.

Ooooo! GREAT idea! I might even have a few more than a "few!"

 

[Butterfly]

Was there really a point before?

I've often wondered that, myself!

 

[Pappy]

Oh darn. It’ll take till Sunday for the wife to decide what to pack in her suitcases. Can it wait till Monday?

 

[hangover]

Oh darn. It’ll take till Sunday for the wife to decide what to pack in her suitcases. Can it wait till Monday?

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So when we get to heaven, we go back to walking around in our birthday suits?

I think Andy Rooney stole that from me....another of mine is "death is like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn."

 

[Pappy]

Hangover....no birthday suit for me. My guardian angel can spread my ashes on my cloud and harp. :sentimental: