American scientists have managed to revive a caveman who was frozen for thousands of years. Communications so far have consisted of monosyllabic grunts, but the caveman is confident he can teach them some words.
I went to an archeology site last night for a party to celebrate the discovery of a caveman's leg bone. It was quite a shindig.
Caveman jokes never worked. "Knock Knock" "Come on in, it's open!"
It's just as well Picasso wasn't born a caveman. He would have had to move every time he sold a painting.