Pappy
Living the Dream
One little pig goes into a bar, has a drink, goes to the bathroom and leaves.
The second pig goes into the bar, has a drink, goes to the bathroom and leaves.
The third pig goes into the bar, has a drink, and starts to leave.
The bartender yells to the pig, "aren't you going to the bathroom."
The third little pig says, "No because I'm the pig that goes wee, wee, wee, all the way home."
The second pig goes into the bar, has a drink, goes to the bathroom and leaves.
The third pig goes into the bar, has a drink, and starts to leave.
The bartender yells to the pig, "aren't you going to the bathroom."
The third little pig says, "No because I'm the pig that goes wee, wee, wee, all the way home."