The True Meaning of:

[Pappy]

Guts and Balls.......

 

[Meanderer]

It's OK to call a woman a "Battle-axe"! Actually you are paying her a compliment. The true meaning of the name is: "A keen head on a slender shaft"!

 

[Falcon]

BALLS Cried the queen ! If I had two, I'd be King.

 

[Pappy]

Come forth said the king. David slipped on a camel turd and came in fifth.

 

[Meanderer]

The true meaning of male statements:


Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?"
True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."

 

[Shirley]

:lofl:

 

[Meanderer]

The True Meaning of What Women Say:

Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

Whatever : Is a women's way of saying 'to hell with it'!