Falcon
DV8
- Location
- So. California
The Pope has just finished a tour of the Napa Valley and is
taking a limousine to San Francisco. Having never driven a limo,
he asks the chauffeur if he can drive for a while. Since the
chauffeur really doesn't have much of a choice, he climbs in the
back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.
The Pope proceeds down Silverado, and starts accelerating to see
what the limo can do. He gets to about 90 MPH, and suddenly he
sees the red and blue lights of the highway patrol in his mirror.
He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.
The trooper, seeing who it is, says, 'Just a moment please, I
need to call in.' The trooper calls in and asks for the chief.
He tells the chief that he's got a REALLY important person
pulled over, and asks how he should handle it.
'It's not the Senator again is it?' asks the chief.
'No Sir!' replies the trooper, 'This guy's more important.'
'Is it the Governor?' asks the chief.
'No! Even more important!' replies the trooper.
'Is it the PRESIDENT??? asks the chief.
'No! Even more important!' replies the trooper.
'Well WHO is it?' screams the chief.
'I don't know Sir.' replies the trooper, 'but he's got the Pope
as his chauffeur.
taking a limousine to San Francisco. Having never driven a limo,
he asks the chauffeur if he can drive for a while. Since the
chauffeur really doesn't have much of a choice, he climbs in the
back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.
The Pope proceeds down Silverado, and starts accelerating to see
what the limo can do. He gets to about 90 MPH, and suddenly he
sees the red and blue lights of the highway patrol in his mirror.
He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.
The trooper, seeing who it is, says, 'Just a moment please, I
need to call in.' The trooper calls in and asks for the chief.
He tells the chief that he's got a REALLY important person
pulled over, and asks how he should handle it.
'It's not the Senator again is it?' asks the chief.
'No Sir!' replies the trooper, 'This guy's more important.'
'Is it the Governor?' asks the chief.
'No! Even more important!' replies the trooper.
'Is it the PRESIDENT??? asks the chief.
'No! Even more important!' replies the trooper.
'Well WHO is it?' screams the chief.
'I don't know Sir.' replies the trooper, 'but he's got the Pope
as his chauffeur.
Love the cartoon, Meanderer.