The worse prank anyone played on you,or you played on them

Sassycakes

Sassycakes

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I don't know if I ever posted this in SF before,but this was the worse prank played on me. Years ago my husband had to go to an eye clinic for a problem with his eye. They said he had gotten some metal in his eye and it left a rust ring. So they proceeded to clean it out. They used something that sounded like a drill. I was sitting behind him in a panic. They put a patch on his eye and told me I had to put drops in his eye and change the bandage the next day.

So my wonderful precious husband got ready for me to change the bandage. As I took it off his eye a blue object feel out. Well my husband has blue eyes so of course I thought it was his eye. I started running and screaming and if it wasn't for me running into the wall I probably would still be running. My husband started to laugh because he had put a blue marble under the patch to fool me. Yes we are still married,because I didn't kill him,but I am still waiting to get even with him.
 

Oh my Sassy! That was mean. When is payback?

The only prank I endured was when my 12 yr old son put a load in my cigarette when we had company over. It exploded right in my face! We all laughed so hard, we practically rolled. In fact, my son laughed so hard he actually was on the floor!
 
I had a friend who played a right gruesome trick on me. He was sitting at the table and said he had something in his eye. He covered his eye with one hand and picked up a fork with the other; he said he was going to try to get the speck out with the fork.

"NO NO NO!!!" I'm yelling. "GET THAT FORK AWAY FROM YOUR EYE!!!"

The next thing I know, he screams and white stuff is running down his cheek. I am in hysterics, thinking that he has punctured his eyeball.

What he had done was to conceal one of those little single-serve coffee creamer tubs behind his hand. He poked it with the fork and squeezed it and it was coffee cream running down his face.

Sounds like Sassy's hubby would have enjoyed that trick.... I sure didn't.
 

Most of us are born with TWO beautiful eyes. To play "cute" tricks with them is the most STUPID thing
a person can/could do ! They're there to SEE things with. ONTOH if ya wanna use them for cute tricks, Don't you dare ask to use mine.I
 
Played on me: My good friend, Monique, is a master of vocal disguise. She could do voice track work, easily, if she wanted to. Anyway, she knew I was on internet dating sites. She called me, disguising her voice. She told me she had seen me on a gig, was attracted to me, and wanted to get together. Then, she told me she had to be honest with me: She suffered from Tourette's. As we got into friendly conversation, she would suddenly interject with horrible obscenities, in a strangled tone. I tried to be understanding and polite, but I was weirding out and trying to figure out how to send her on her way. Then, she screamed very loud, and was silent. I asked her if she was OK. I felt uncomfortable, but concerned. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. I realized it was her, and I cracked up, too.

I played on someone: I was the minority worker in a busy deli kitchen, at 16, back in Chicago. I could handle the ribbing, but I had to be on guard. One day, Square, the cook, a guy about 40, called out to my fountain room, "Yo, man, give this to Helen." He then lofted a warm egg to me which, of course, I instinctively caught, it broke, and splattered all over me. I had to get even. I hatched my plot. Later, I called Square into my fountain room. "Square, man, that Fanny (waitress) is one fine woman. Damn man, am I right?" I put my hand out for him to slip me five. He did so, instantly, and he got his: I had warmed up some marshmallow topping, put it in a little, paper souffle cup, and palmed it. His hand got gunked up, bigtime! I cracked up, and he looked like he was going to cry. He walked away, shaking his head. I was never messed with, again.
 
Years ago.... Back then. The local minister hosted a fun evening party. While he was in the
kitchen, some wag put a "Whoopee Cushion" under the pillow of his chair. When he sat
down..... BLLATTTT! Everybody laughed........except the host.
 
RadishRose said:
Oh my Sassy! That was mean. When is payback?

The only prank I endured was when my 12 yr old son put a load in my cigarette when we had company over. It exploded right in my face! We all laughed so hard, we practically rolled. In fact, my son laughed so hard he actually was on the floor!
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I wish I could think of a really good one to get back at him. So far I can't think of one as nasty as the one he played on me. He was soo lucky that I ran into the wall,if not I would still be running.
 
I don't remember a prank being played on me but my mom would frequently tell the story of how,when she was in her teens, my grandma hid in her closet and jumped out at her wearing a very old gas mask. Those masks were really ugly back then and my mom thought she was going to drop dead. I don't know where the mask came from but my mom had nightmares for weeks.

I don't think my grandma realized how horrible that thing looked or she never would have done it.
 
I was a little boy when I caught a bunch of fireflies in a jar and released them in my big sister's bedroom. We are still friends, she is 90 now.
 
I think people are sometimes thoughtless when it comes to pranks - especially the fake-injury ones. A prank that's funny is great. A prank that's frightening or stressful or makes a fool out of someone is really stupid. People often don't use their brains before a prank.
I've seen videos of terrible pranks - like tipping over an outdoor potty while someone is using it, soaking the person with hours of human waste. May God have mercy on the soul of someone who pulls that prank on me.
 

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