There was an old man who swallowed a Spider, Why did he swallow a Spider?

[Bretrick]

Did he die?

 

[PeppermintPatty]

Where do you get your topic ideas from?

 

[PeppermintPatty]

Did he die?

You’re the one telling the story.

 

[Bretrick]

Where do you get your topic ideas from?

From the deep recesses of my mind.

No. Imma asking a question because I do not know the outcome of swallowing a spider.

 

[Gardenlover]

I am not sure, but he should swallow a bird to catch the spider.

 

[Bretrick]

I am not sure, but he should swallow a bird to catch the spider.

oomph, that would be a mouth full

 

[VaughanJB]

Renfield is well.

 

[Gardenlover]

Renfield is well.

Ahh, so he does it for immortality.

 

[jujube]

I am not sure, but he should swallow a bird to catch the spider.

Well, he'll be OK until he has to swallow that horse.

He'll die, of course.

 

[Fyrefox]

Renfield in the newish movie of the same name acquires temporary vampiric powers when he eats bugs, a container of which he carries with him. This is a refined Renfield, much like a proper English butler to Nicolas Cages’ Dracula…